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4/30/2011

10 Films That Can Make Men Cry

Here are 10 films selected are believed capable of making the audience male tears.
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1. Saving private ryan (1998) This film tells the soldier ryan rescue mission, accompanied by sacrifice as soldiers under the command of captain john h miller. This film managed to steal trophy oscar for best director for Steven Spielberg as well as four other categories. Unfortunately, this film has to lose from Shakespeare in love for the best film category. That said, observers and lovers of film, saving private ryan rate that is more worthy to receive the most prestigious awards than shakespeare in love.

2. Shawshank redemption (1994), a banker named andy dufresne (Tim Robbins) is framed for a double pembuhuhan he never did in the 1940s. The punishment, he must crouch in Shawshank prison for life. It was there that he met with various characters prison population. One was named Red (Morgan Freeman), who gives lessons on how to stay motivated in life, and morals upheld antarnarapidana.

3. Schindler's List (1993) movie oscar winning seven trophies it explores a factory owner of German nationality named Oskar Schindler, who exploited cheap labor when world war ii jews are rolling. Finally, he was determined to save 1,100 Jews from execution to be carried out by the nazi.

4. Philadelphia (1993) was a lawyer named andrew Beckett (tom hanks) disclose to the company that he was suffering from hiv / aids. Not only that, he also admitted he was gay. Shortly after he admitted two things, he was fired for reasons made no sense. Feeling treated unfairly, he hired a lawyer who actually hate gays. Joe Miller (Denzel Washington) finally able to win cases against companies andrew. Film director Jonathan Demme is the first film funded AIDS-themed studio (film company) big.

7/21/2010

The reason why cats never die despite not fall from the fifth floor.

You may never see a cat falling from high places and then turned around and can land smoothly and not get injured. Why can? What cats really have nine lives?This happens because the cat (and some other animals) have a system of balance and coordination are incredible. The system is what makes a cat, when dropped, will be realized in what position he fell. If he falls in the inverted position, he will immediately play the body so that his feet are on the bottom, and prepare for landing. Ga also home regangin landing legs. If the human falls from high places by foot down, it usually must be broken. If cats clever, they once turned down the leg, immediately stretch your legs so that the wind held down his body. And when in contact with the ground, legs bent to minimize the effects of immediate collapse.

The highest record ever recorded that the cat had fallen from a height of 46 floor level (although he fell he could mantul2 to kanopi2) and still be up and running with little limping. extraordinary right. If humans die tuh dah. But research shows that the higher the cat falls, the more bone is broken. But only until the fifth floor limit doang level. Moreover, the number of broken bones cat dropped dramatically, especially if higher.Now the secret is, cats (and some other animals) have what is called the terminal velocity, ie the maximum velocity of 60 miles per hour. When cats fall, do not fit the laws of physics, the speed falls to the cat grew older. Apparently, when the speed of a cat falling reach terminal velocity, at the time that cats feel most relaxed and comfortable. Then he began to stretch his legs like a squirrel jumps to reduce the effects of the fall. Well that's why the higher he falls, the more there is a chance for him to feel relaxed. That's also why if dijatuhin from a low place, he will not have time to feel relaxed. So the fall is more tasteless.

7/20/2010

The definition of love, as told by children 4-8 years old.

Mathew – 6 years old : Love is...When someone hurts you... even when you hurt terribly...you don’t cry because you know it will hurt the person who has hurt you!

REBECCA – 8 years old: Love is...When my Granny had athritis, and couldn’t paint her nails...my Granpa did it for her, even though he had athritis too...

KARL – 5 years old: Love is... When a girl uses perfume and a boy uses after shave...and they go out together...and smell one another

LAUREN – 4 years old: Love is... When you know that your older sister loves you...because she gives you all her old clothes...and has to go out and buy new!

TOMMY – 6 years old : Love is...When an old lady and an old man...are still good friends even though they’ve known one another for a long time

BILLY – 4 years old : Love is... When someone loves you...the way they say your name... It’s different!

CHRISSY 6 years old: Love is... When you go out and offer your potato chips to someone, without waiting for the other person to offer you his!

BOBBY 5 years old: Love is...what is with us at Christmas...when you stop unwrapping your presents...and you listen to him!

NIKKA - 6 years old: If you want to learn to love better, you should start with a friend who you hate.” Just like me and Seyi... he likes to bully me but when we heard he had an operation, i asked mummy to take me over to the clinic to see him and pray for him"

SAMANTHA – 7 years old:Love is...When you tell someone...something bad about yourself...and you are scared that, that person won’t love you because of what you said...then that person surprises you by loving you even more!

JENNY 4 years old: Love is... There are 2 kinds of love...Our love and the love of GOD...The love of GOD joins both!

CHRIS – 8 years old: Love is...When Mommy sees Daddy all swetty and dirty...but still tells him...you are still more handsome then ROBERT REDFORD“

NOELLE – 7 years old: Love is...When you tell a boy that his wearing a beautiful shirt...even though he wears the same one everyday!

JESSICA – 8 years old: Love is...Never say I LOVE YOU only when we feel like it...and if we feel it...then say it more often...people forget to say I LOVE YOU!

PATTY – 8 years old: Love is...To hug...to kiss...to say NO!

MARY ANN – 4 years old: Love is...When your pet dog licks your face...even though you have left it all alone the whole day!

KAREN – 7 years old:Love is... When you love someone...your eyes roll up and down...and little stars shine from them!

MAX – 5 years old: ove is...GOD could have said magic words to be released from the nails on the cross...but HE didn’t...That is LOVE!(For sure the best definition of love I have ever heard)

Cindy - 8 years old: My mommy loves me more than anybody ..
You don't see anyone else kissing me to sleep at night

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